Titsgiving
t-tsgiving was started by its founding fathers after watching a movie with a reasonable amount of t-ts. said movie had to do with the popular american holiday, “thanksgiving,” so the two were cleverly merged into a great holiday.
t-tsgiving is a popular culture holiday which falls on the first week of june. t-tsgiving starts on the monday of the week that includes june 1st, except in the case where june 1st falls on a sunday. in this occurrence the following week, comprised of june 2nd-june 8th, shall be named t-tsgiving week. t-tsgiving shall not fall on the last week of school, however, because this would not allow for the much needed racism during the last days of school. (the last week of school is designated for racism, sh-tty movies, and making fun of shamu-comparable teachers. if t-tsgiving is to fall on the last week of any given school semester, it may be moved to the week prior to the last week of school. if any other possible descrepencies occur, the t-tsgiving founding fathers shall discuss the matter. if no t-tsgiving manual is present, you are screwed, and may proceed with the usual june 1st-7th celebration of t-tsgiving.
during t-tsgiving week, an increased amount of t-ts must be viewed from normal viewing. these may be in any necessary form, without being any illegal act. please grab at your own risk.
pineapple, oleg dildensky, and fabio darebear are the founding fathers of t-tsgiving
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