Tittenbonus
german word consisting of “t-tten” (br–sts) and bonus: inherent bonus/advantage women have in any situation (especially when competing against men) due to the fact that they possess b–bs.
she: “i just talked to the professor and he told me exactly what i had to study.” he: “i had just talked to him and he didn’t tell me.” she: “t-ttenbonus -smile-“
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