when someone gives you a nipple twister with jumper cables and a car battery.
i just got a t*ttie thunder. my chest is on fire!!
- to conquer the ladybug
situation where 2 people are dressed as a b*mblebee and a ladybug. the two partic*p*nts take part in an epic battle of species after which the partic*p*nt dressed as b*mblebee shows his victory by having s*x with the ladybug. to conquer the ladybug: when dave came home from work he conquered the ladybug and got […]
- to pull a lucy
to announce that there is a secret but not actually give any information about what the secret is. jimmy pulled a lucy when he told his friends he had a secret but didn’t actually tell them the secret. to pull a lucy is the worst sin there is.
- totes trippin
a trick to get a girl’s attention at a party, akin to negging. you p*ss by, pretend to trip over her (like you didn’t notice her legs there) then say, “totes” in the general direction of the group she’s talking to. works best if she’s sitting down. if you do it a couple of times […]
- transit hands
when you have just gotten off of any type of m*ss transit but haven’t had a chance to wash the germs and poo particles off your hands. person 1: *reaching out for a bro shake* “hey man, it’s been a long time! how’s it been?” person 2: *turning away* “ahhhh sorry but i’ve got transit […]