titty bumper


a t-tty b-mper is someone who is afraid of all contact sports. often used as a word to describe football players who can’t block good.
p-ck-r olinger: “hit somebody out there you bunch of t-tty b-mpers!”

football player: “i’m not a t-tty b-mper, i’m just hittin’ him in the t-ttties!”

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