Titty Lasers
the vestigial defensive reflex of a female to compress her br–sts, producing a high intensity laser, intended to ward off the opposite s-x and nothing else
i tried to make a move on lucy, but she chased me off with her t-tty lasers
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somebody who frequently has s-x with old women who have very saggy t-tties. this person will then continue to tie these women’s t-tties in a knot, hence they are a t-tty tangler. “hey man you wanna go to the bar and pick up some tight p-ssy?” “naw man i’m good i’m a t-tty tangler.”
- To pull a Mayweather
to get scared and run away or to evade something he is going to pull a mayweather before the college exams (he escapes or evades the exams)
- junkfort foods
(n) junk food that gives emotional comfort to the one eating it i was asked what i wanted to eat for my birthday so i chose pizza, hot dogs, and a side of macaroni and cheese because they are my favorite junkfort foods.
- Tuna Poke
1. s-xual activity involving the poking, penetration and stimulation of a female’s v-g-n- aka tuna with the fingers, the p-n-s, a d-ld-, a diddledo or some other object of s-xual desire. 2. an appetizer raw salad consisting of cubed, raw yellow fin tuna that may marinated in sea salt, soy sauce, sesame oil, seaweed, and […]
- Urinaphobia
the fear that one’s urination will cause embarr-ssment or laughter because the tinkling is seemingly louder when using public bathrooms. in more detail the condition is often described by patients as a great fear that everyone in the toilets has heard one’s tinkle as if the sound came by loud speaker; and greater is the […]