tity monger
1. a bargaining merchant of t-ts
2. one who frequently screws t-ts
1. that t-ty monger set up a stand where he sold t-ts at various prices.
2. that t-ty monger couldn’t get enough of her t-ts, he f-cked them all night long.
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