1. noun- a very capable digital video recorder that can record more than one tv/cable/satellite show at once. this device requires no tape nor disk, but requires a monthly or lifetime subscription to work. it allows you to record, pause, fast forward, rewind, etc., with ease. it uses subscriber feedback and recording history to make “tivo suggestions”, or recordings you haven’t asked for that tivo (the company) believes that you will like. likely the one thing that scares television advertizers the most.
2. noun- the company who engineered and marketed the tivo device.
3. verb- the act of using a tivo machine to record a show.
my tivo only cost me $99, but saved me a ton on videotapes.
tivo had my tivo record fahrenheit 51 last night. i’m really surprised, but i like that show!
mom, i told you i wanted to tivo crankyankers last night!
the most freaking awesome thing to happen to television since color.
dude, i just got tivo.
a slang verb meaning to record originating from the tivo machine that allows you to record television
tivo the game for me so i can watch it later.
its slang for pregnant
steve: so whats new with you?
rachel: well, i got tivo
steve: whats tivo?
pheobe: its slang for pregnant
slang for cutting out the unnecessary stuff, for example boring explanations and commercials
jeff: dude, this is getting way too long. tivo it and get to the point
a friggin incredible dvr that can record two shows at once & will auto-record shows that it thinks you will like! im my opinion it created the whole ‘pause live tv’ feature & other cable providers caught on. like i said you can pause, rewind, fast foward & record live tv & store it on the system’s hardrive. the newer boxes are the best since they come with wifi & ethernet capabilities which enables you to be able to watch youtube on your tv. they also run a modefied version of linux & has the ability to go into a kernel panic which is what you don’t want lol.
i love the tivo & i also love linux…
1 noun-the box under my tv that records things like rally racing and the angry man yelling at people as they get their vehicles set on fire and beeps at me
2. verb-the process of recording rally racing and the angry man yelling at people as they get their vehicles set on fire without using video tape. also involves beeping.
“i love my tivo”
“i’m going out, i can always tivo rally racing and the angry man yelling at people as they get their vehicles set on fire”
- queer believer
a person who is queer/ part of the lgbtq+ community who also believes in god. i am a queer believer and i don’t know why you think all christians hate g-ys.
- morning scroll
that moment in the morning when you are walking to work or sitting in public transport, so you take out your phone and go through all social media apps to see what you’ve missed -wow, opera house has collapsed. did you see it from the bus? -not really. i had my morning-scroll and didn’t notice […]
- mcdonalds chunkies
(noun) the things when you bite into a mcdonalds chicken nugget and you bite into the chunky pieces of fat and it makes that gross noise/feeling 1. yuck! you like mcdonalds chunkies? supa yuck. 2. person 1: ooh ma, that mcdonalds chunkie all up in my tooth. person 2: d-mn that sucks, man.
- organic welding
the use of male -j-c-l-t- projected onto another persons mouth or eyes, causing them to stick shut . she experienced some amazing organic welding last night when i blew my load in her eye and she coudln’t open them for 3 hours.
- kings buffet
three or more girls lined up naked, face down, -sses up. my girlfriend and her friends got so drunk that when i came back from a beer run, they had a king’s buffet ready for me in the living room.