tjald
danish slang term for cannabis for joints. the term was invented by danish rock band gasolin’ in the seventies, because they needed a secret word for cannabis that they could say out loud without being understood by stangers. they were inspired by a faroese ship named tjaldur, that was docked in copenhagen at the time. (tjaldur is the faroese word for an oystercatcher, the national faroese bird.)
today ‘tjald’ is a very common name for cannabis in denmark, closely connected to hippie and smoker-cultures. it is also quite handy to have in mind as a foreginer, when visiting denmark.
– dude, wanna smoke some tjald?
– sure, let’s do it.
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