Tkday


your 10,000th day alive. you’ll reach your tkday when you’re about 27 years, 3 months and 15 days.

it’s a big day. you’ve finally moved from being a four figure day person to a five figure day person and you’ll always now be a five figure day person.

on you’re tkday you actually become an adult. forget 16th, 18th or 21st birthdays – you don’t actually know anything then. but on your tkday you should really have worked out that life’s a bit tricky and things aren’t going to work out exactly as you’d hoped but that you do have a couple of good friends.
“happy tkday mark”
“thanks stu”
“how does it feel”
“fine, actually”

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