TKpounder
adaptation of some p-rn star’s name. result of drunkenness, p-rn, and dyslexia.
i heard tk pounds it like 5 times a day.
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shortcut for “too much emotional today”. used mostly by girls. “i feel like i´m going to burst with excitement and then cry from desperation, its just crazy. tmet really!”
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- tofurfucken
a traditional vegetarian thanksgiving dish; consists of tofu turkey (tofurkey) stuffed with tofu duck (tof-ck); served with a smug smirk of “aren’t-we-better-than-the-meat-eaters” carnivore: “what do your people do for the entree at thanksgiving dinner?” vegetarian: “well, since we don’t eat death? you know? ummm, we eat tofurf-cken.” carnivore: “you’re so lame.”
- toilet potato
a nickname given to my sisters boyfriend. a synonym for a large p–p. usually originating from a p–p chute. i wish i could plant a toilet potato in that kids honor.
- toilet screamer
a sh-t that smells so badly that it makes all the sewer rats scream, hence the toilet screamer. when the boss found out that joel shat several toilet screamers, he banned him from using the company toilet from then on.