TMBA
acronym for “too many blunts ago.” used by someone describing why they cannot remember something, usually from smoking way too much pot,
stoner 1 : “hey man remember that time we went to the golf course and saw that wolf?”
stoner 2 : “nahhh dude, that was way tmba!”
too much body art. the equivalent of wearing ones heart tattooed on their sleeves, hands, face , neck, feet , etc. and exposing it all to the general public.
jean says to brian: “yikes i was hoping to have some fun at the theme park today but i could not tell if i was in line for roller coaster ride or a trip to prison.”
brian: “yes, tmba i paid big bucks today to go to a carnie park ride, lol”
jean: “just don’t get the need for that much pain for self expression- ouch”
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