TMI
too much information – way more than you need/want to know about someone.
john: i have mad chafing on my b-lls.
frank: uh, tmi
too much information
girl: like, the quarterback and i …
me: tmi, d-mn it !
girl: we started to fool around behind the bleachers …
me: tmi, god, tmi !
girl: and we went to third base, and then …
me: tmi, make it stop ! hey, who are you anyways ?
1) three mile island, a nuclear power plant near harrisburg, pa that leaked radiation in 1979 one time but is still operational.
2) too much information
tex: “so how’s that job at tmi going?”
billy bob: “pretty good, at least since that accident way back when which made me grow a third ear on my -ss.”
tex: “d-mn dogg, tmi!”
when knowledge is not power, just disturbing.
“she sh-t on my chest last night”
“uhh… tmi”.
the t.m.i scale was implemented long ago to -ssure that each and every american could accurately measure their junk.
straight-forward measurements of a p-n-s size don’t really matter. what does matter is:
(length x diameter) + (weight/girth) all divided by the angle of the tip squared.
this formula gives you the adjusted p-n-s size or t.m.i
the national average of an adjusted p-n-s size is currently 1.5 inches.
however, there has been much dispute as to the correct formula for calculating adjusted p-n-s size. doctor of s-xuality and behaviour, rebecca turnade believes the formula to be:
(length x girth / angle of shaft) / (m-ss / width).
this formula has since been the 100% proven accurate formula.
recent studies have shown there to be a direct correlation between anger and t.m.i
anger = (length x width / m-ss ^2 – shaft angle) + yaw
randy has a p-n-s that is 4.4 inches in length
its angle is 32 degrees
its flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter
his b-lls are 7cm from the base
randy notes that the drift of his p-n-s is 4cm to p-n-s right, and its dead weight is 4.5kg
randy has an adjusted p-n-s size of 6.3 inches. randy’s length is 4.4 inches but his t.m.i (adjusted length) is 6.3
tmi: too much information. i used to say don’t go there but that’s just lame.
dwight: “mine are at home in a display case above my bed.”
michael: “yeegghhhh. tmi. tmi, my friend.”
too much information.
i told the nurse i was very shriveled from the cold operating room and that she could have a tough time getting my p-n-s into the portable urinal. her reply was too much information.
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