tnecniv
a spider with only seven legs, born on a leap year. this spider’s mother was cursed by a russian witch by the name of hilda. a tnecniv can’t eat insects and can only eat its own web. this spider can only die if it is eaten by a spider of its same species in topeka, kansas. when it is eaten, the cannibal spider will inplode, never to be seen again. seeing a tnecniv will cause extremely bad luck, unless you give it a spider leg, then it will give you extremely good luck.
guy1: “dude, i’m scared, i think i saw a tnecniv yesterday, but i didn’t have a spider leg!”
guy2: “what?! thats super bad luck! i don’t think we should be friends anymore, for my own sake.”
guy1: “f-ck you dude.”
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