to cow


to suck a pregnant woman’s lactating nipples.
jon: yo emily! you would think that my wife’s pregnancy would be the worst nine months of my life, but its not.
emily: why is that jon?
jon: because i get to cow her when im thirsty!
emily: oh jon!

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