To Go Keanu


to totally kicks one’s -ss, similar to the -sskicking that is unleashed by keanu reeves in the matrix trilogy.
– you go keanu on the wombats.
1 more definition
to totally kick someone’s -rs-, especially when using matrix-like skills.
as a past verb: “holy sh-t, did you see that guy go keanu on his -ss!?”
present tense: “f-ck, he’s going keanu on that guy’s -ss!
future tense: “i’m so going to go keanu on his -ss when i see him next.”

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