to impress jodie foster


what you say when did something stupid and you really have no explanation as why you did it in the first place. comes from the psychopath john hinckley, jr. who tried to -ss-ssinate ronald reagan to impress jodie foster.
cop: “why did you throw your milkshake at the drive-thru lady?”

crook: “uh…uh..to impress jodie foster..”

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