To Lena
when you call or text a girl to help her with something but she didn’t answer or return your messages because she thinks you are hitting on her
guy: hey, i saw on twitter that you had a flat tire and was stranded last night. i tried calling you but you didn’t pick up.
girl: oh, sorry i had to lena you. i thought you were calling to ask me out and i didn’t want to lead you on.
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