To Pull a Chrissie
in order to pull a chrissie one must:
1. wear any type of clothing that is close to nothing
2. wear bright colors with sequins and sparkles, like a male ice skater- so it is important to look extra gay
3. have s-x with as many ugly men as possible, while dating others
4. annoy the f-ck out of your friends
5. get some type of plastic surgery (i.e. artificial “beauty” enhancement)
6. wear bright colored brazilian shoes, that dont match your clothes
7. pretend your a bad-ss and tell people you want many piercings, then cry when u get your ears pierced
“yo, nothin u wear matches b-tch, and your so ugly today,a nd u got a nose job and yeah”
“d-mn, i must be pulling a chrissie”
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