To Pull a Tony Romo
when a guy breaks up with or dumps his hot girlfriend on her birthday
person 1: you know how john had that model girlfriend, right?
person 2: yea man, i would f-ck her any night
person 1: well, he dumped her last night, on her birthday. what a dumbf-ck!!
person 2: man, why’d he have to pull a tony romo
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