To put the team on your back


agreeing to go with your bro on a double date in order to boost his game, knowing full well that your date will be a loud, ugly, obnoxious wh-r-.
josh: “dude will you come on this double date with me? i need you to put the team on your back.”
ben: “again?”
josh: “yep… your dog-face date has a ravenous p-ssy known to growl in public. but i need you man.”
ben: “alright…”

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