to schmalz


verb
to slap one’s p-n-s on or around the eyes of a girl wearing substantial eye make up, resulting in streaking of said makeup, with or without -j-c-l-t–n on the eye(s).
griffen spots a young female with heavy eye makeup and thinks to himself, “d-mn, i want to schmalz all over her.

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