To See A Man About A Dog
phrase invented in the early 1900s that merely means that you have to use the restroom. some also use it because they do not want to reveal the true nature of their business.
where are you going?” “i’m going to see a man about a dog, i’ve been holding it all day!
“to see a man about a dog” is the cunning inversion of “to see a woman about a p-ssy” (to have s-x with a woman).
friend 1: “i’ve got to see a man about a dog…”
friend 2 : “ah, and a woman about a p-ssy”
friend 1: “you know it!”
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