to spork


to have an erection while spooning.
while jane laid as the little spoon, john laid as big spoon behind her. john got excited and jane could feel him sporking her with his erection.

“to spork” is to cuddle in that gray area between spooning and forking.
to have an erection while spooning.
jane laid as little spoon and john laid as big spoon behind her. john got excited and jane could feel him sporking her with his erection.

“to spork” is to cuddle in that gray area between spooning and forking.
the opposite of spooning, face to face when u might make out or cuddle. eww gross.
colleen thats nasty how could u spork with that asian?!!

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