to sport wood


to have an erection, typically in a public situation.

used metaphorically to mean to show off. also used metaphorically to mean a sudden rise in value.
what’s the worst place to sport wood?
gotto go with the funeral. as a pall bearer.

these earbuds are the only appropriate way to sport wood in public.

the fed announced quant-tative easing will be exited october. the dollar sported wood immediately.

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