To Squirrel
to disappear from a drinking event without anyone noticing, and then return to home.
the behavior is sometimes a response to shame from not being able to hang with the big boys and girls.
in some instances the behavior is the result of such a drunken level of stupor that the individual turns on his or her l-ssie instincts and finds his or her way home like a k9.
to squirrel
mike: where the f-ck did amir go?
general consensus: i have no idea!
mike: d-mn it! amir squirreled again!
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