Toad´s Mouth
the act of gambling by playing a game in which a naked woman lies in a ten by ten foot circle spread eagle. men take turns throwing quarters at the woman´s v-g-n- and if one enters and stays in the womans v-g-n- the victorious man gets two hours with the woman to perform his s-xual fantasies. but, anytime during the game the woman can seize play before there is a winner and collect all the coins that lay inside the circle to keep.
johnny lost a whole months rent playing toad´s mouth as each quarter he threw was directly on target but, margret shifted her v-g-n- slightly to the left causing a misfire.
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