toadpipe
tying a large toad to your p-n-s while it is alive and having s-xual intercourse while the toad squirms around in the v-g-n- of the girl
the toadpipe is so overrated
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the act of having louder s-x than the couple in the bedroom/hotel room next to you let’s counter s-x these people next door, they’re going to get what they deserve
- cobra checked
when a male slides his soft / erect p-n-s between the b-tt cheeks of another man he’s been walkin funny after i cobra checked him.
- spud porn
the creation of p-rnagraphic videoing/images of amputee men & women. usually done with a healthy male, clean ramming the sh-te out of an amputeed woman i spud p-rned last night
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what happens when someone messes with the wrong little asian asian revenge coming for you
- Dirty wilbur
the s-xual act of squatting down over your partners chest, inserting their nipple into your -n-s, and farting loudly. rebecca sighed desperately, “please, douglas, bequeath me with a dirty wilbur upon my bosom, and make this grandma’s dream come true.”