toady


alternate spelling for “today,” popularized within internet forums supporting the political rise of ron paul. the “toady” spelling is often used to indicate a certain level of importance and urgency. in this regard, “toady” is used in place of “today” for emphasis on the topic’s imperative nature.
toady is the primary!
probably the best band of all time. not very well known but they have made a few the best songs ever made which include: tyler, possum kingdom, away, i come from the water, and dollskin. they also have made one of the best alb-ms ever made which is rubberneck.

the rubberneck alb-m came out in 1995 in which the toadies went on tour with bush. they started making another alb-m in 1996 but it got delayed and eventually came out in 2001 but the band split apart starting with the b-ss player, lisa umberger who was an ewok for the starwars movie.

the awesome lead singer was todd lewis; he started a new band not to long ago, with drummer taz bently, called burden brothers.
person1: “have you ever heard of the toadies.”
person2: “no, i actually haven’t”
person1: “dude, you haven’t lived yet even though you probably heard their songs on the radio all the time in the 90’s”
one who flatters in the hope of gaining favors.
“m often acts like a complete toady, commenting j on her taste, her babely features, and her mind in the hopes that she will one day bear his hapa.”
prural of toady.

toadies can often be found posting on message boards and partic-p-ting actively in trolling behavior.
post 1 – (troll)
you guys remember “lol mutant” or am i just making that up?

post 2 – (toady 1)
i think the phrase “i sorta realize what i wanted” rings a bell…lol mutant

post 3 – (toady 2)
yeah, he’s a bit on the moronic side. lol mutant

post 4 – (toady 3)
i haven’t seen lol mutant in ages, he was so lulsy.

post 5 – (mutant)
welcome back “toadies”…i really missed you!
a servant to more popular kids in schools mostly, but also sometimes found in the workplace.

toady has been around forever man.
tell one of the toadies to bring me a beer!
f-ckin toadies, hook my up with some change.
a bootlicker or subservient hanger-on to the fanatical behavior of trolls.

a toady can often be found posting on message boards and partic-p-ting actively in trolling behavior.
post 1 – (troll)
you guys remember “lol mutant” or am i just making that up?
post 2 – (toady 1)
i think the phrase “i sorta realize what i wanted” rings a bell…lol mutant
post 3 – (toady 2)
yeah, he’s a bit on the moronic side. lol mutant
post 4 – (toady 3)
i haven’t seen lol mutant in ages, he was so lulsy.
another word for describing h-rny
dude clintons so toady he just wants to get all over her

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