toast-coital


a meal, usually breakfast, after s-x
the toast-coital repast gave her the strength to get dressed and leave.
adj. hunger following crummy s-x.

…………………………………………………………………………..
well, that’s over. how about getting me some food?

you are one toastcoital romantic.

you got that right sugar. now less talk more wok.
a meal, usually breakfast, after s-x
the toast-coital repast gave her the strength to get dressed and leave.

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