Toastanomology
toastanomology: (noun) the study of toast in the sky when launched as a projectile into orbit as well as pre-existing toast found in the universe that came from g-d’s toaster.
second definition: unsober text attempt to write “astronomy”
is that a comet? toastanomologist: “no! you would know that’s french toast if you studied toastanomology.”
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