Toasted Burrito
the act of one toasting a burrito occurs during the re-lubrication phase of coitus. when the female v-g-n- becomes sore and dry due to dead-fish syndrome, the only remedy is to toast her burrito. instead of applying the standard ky or astroglide intimate lubrication, a swift exchange for vick’s vapor rub and a fast dive to home base will ensure a successful toasted burrito.
kelsey is walking weird since eddie gave her a toasted burrito last night.
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