toasted cheese sandwich


ever tried a m-ff dive the morning after?
em-ff said
this term describes the spreading of a female’s legs the morning after an evening of vigorous and non-condom-wielding snoo snoo.

the congealed residual baby batter combined with the love lips being ‘peeled apart’ is comparable to the opening of a toasted cheese sandwich.
franz: “we just p-ssed out after an exhausting romp!”

lucile: “oh god opening my legs this morning was like peeling apart a freshly toasted gouda pocket, a real toasted cheese sandwich.”

franz: “don’t ever talk to me again.”

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