toaster jacking


the act of entering someone’s home and stealing their toaster and nothing else.
joe: -pulls out toast- “f-ck, where’s the toaster?”
jane: “sh-t, we got toaster jacked!”
joe: “ah f-ck, not again!”

mike: “lets go toaster jacking!”
bob: “alright, i’ve been waiting to get those b-tches back!”

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