Toaster Lover
the proclaimed enemies of sir. james, in his war on the toaster revoltution. called toaster lover more for their political agendas than for an actual propensity to physically love toasters…. though some have made a motion that it should be legal for a person to enter into matrimony with a toaster.
“i’ll get ye, ye toaster lover” (direct sir james qoute)
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