Toaster Lovin’


when you f-ck the brains out of your toaster, usually resulting in intense pleasurable feeling and a toasted d-ck. it is recommended that you eat a bagel whilst toaster lovin’.
1) danny: i work at einstein’s bagels just so i can do toaster lovin’ all day long. mmmm…

2) chloe: i wish i were a toaster so i could get some toaster lovin’. also, i want bagels inside me…

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