Toaster Strudel
when a girl gets sunburned, and then the guy finishes all on her back.
i took ashley to the beach and she fell asleep. she woke up and i gave her the toaster strudel.
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n
a delicious pastry, far superior in manufacture to the pop tart.
i would like to eat that toaster strudel, please.
the rich man’s poptart.
mom: hey kids, i bought toaster strudel.
kids: yes!!!
the most dank–ss pastry one can buy from a supermarket. fried dough on the outside and delicious jam sauce in the inside. the better version of poptart.
what’s that chronic pastry you got?
its a toaster strudel brah
n. (tō′stər – stro̅o̅d′l) a. the s-xual act of making a design with your s-m-n on your partner (usually while ejaculating), much like you would make a design with the icing on a toaster strudel.
tim: hey john, did you go home with that sl-tty waitress last night?
john: yeah, i gave that b-tch a toaster strudel.
to drizzle the man goo on a her from your used condom
gave that girl a toaster strudel emptied the icing packet out.
(v) to cover a girl’s face with a vast amount of s-m-n, reminiscient of the commercials for the popular product by pillsbury. also known as a facial, bukkake, or c-mshot
(n) a big c-mshot or facial on a girls face
(v) “d-mn dude, i toaster strudeled that b-tch hardcore and she almost drowned.”
(n) “that girl was the recipient of a quite large toaster strudel.”
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