toasterphobia
toasterphobia is the dreaded fear of sticking a fork into a toaster even after it’s been unplugged….because sometimes the toaster remembers!
mike: “because of my severe toasterphobia, i have continuous nightmares about being chased by a giant toaster and a giant fork wearing running shoes!”
art: “dude, you’re f–king wacked!!”
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