Toastersexual
1. to have a s-xuality consisting of strictly toasters and their apliances (also includes electrical outlets).
2. to be in a s-xual relationship with a toaster.
bob: phil how did you get those burn marks on your d-ck?
phil: i got knocked up and f-cked a toaster…
bob: that means you’re toasters-xual!
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