toastfucker


one whose proclivity for s-xual desperation runs so deep that they would b-tter up a piece of toast and m-st-rb-t- with it. syn, w-nker
“what, you didn’t go out with that fat chick, did you? bob, you are truly a toastf-cker!”

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