toastrology


the anatomy of a toaster in which you want to have s-x with it. once you finally identify yourself as a wet hot toaster. have fun kids 😉 gotta blast.
the toastrology of that wet hot -ss s-xy -ss gorgeous -ss toaster is some hot sh-t mate. gotta blast!

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