Toasty Sombrero
this act involves a man sticking his p-n-s inside a woman’s -ss, stealing her cell phone, calling her grandmother (live or deceased is ok, preferably live), and uttering the following: “aye, papa…un pollito!”
i gave my sister a toasty sombrero at church last night.
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