Tobacco Institute Scientist
originally, a scientist hired by the tobacco inst-tute to refute the findings that tobacco use resulted in cancer. generally, it has expanded to mean any scientist paid by a moneyed interest to refute a scientific consensus or to create a false appearance of disagreement within the scientific community.
did you hear that the tobacco inst-tute scientists over at exxon-mobile found there is no such thing as global warming?
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an action of annoying consequence, either inflicted upon someone or upon oneself. commonly used following the infliction or inflicting of defeat, or when you fail in an endeavor and are consequently embarr-ssed, or when you inflict bodily pain upon yourself or someone else. most commonly used in the past tense. opposite of ‘to rinse’ v. […]
- TOE chart
outline in visual basic used to plan out program design.best used to throw at friends when teacher is oblivious(which is all the time) —-ing toe chart.why do we have to —-ing do it when we already have the —-ing design in our —-ing head. tedious and overly evil chart. used in many stupid visual basic […]
- to frisk
transitive verb: frisked, frisky′·ing 1. to annoy by continual arguing about things only the frisk himself finds interesting at the time of conversation. 2. to keep troubling, worrying, etc. about useless things usually introduced by the frisk’s paranoia. etymology: < at the beginning it was uncle frosties and uncle friskies, but one day the nick […]
- tofu ass
the state of having really bad gas from a vegetarian or vegan diet. d-mn, man! you don’t want to carpool with me this week- my girlfriend made me go veggie and i’ve got tofu -ss.
- tofu-pouch
the slang term for the female v-g-n-. her tofu-pouch was wide enough to fit the entire pole into.