Tobarism
the lost belief that found in the dead sea scrolls of a lost religion that involves the story of g-d in his college days and includes for the first time the introduction of the great tobar. most christians deny this religion as under christianity because it claims that tobar inspired g-d to creat the earth and all its imhabitants and it also says the the drink vodka is in fact g-d’s tears. most religions like mormanism, baptistism, lutheranism, and catholiscism and mulitipal other christian religions do not accept tobarism
morman: would you like to hear the story of jesus christ
andrew: na man i got my religion
morman: and just what is that
andrew: tobarism
morman: t-t-tobar! ahhhhhhh (morman runs away)
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