Tobasco Wank


the act of smacking the acorn without washing your hands after handling spicey food anything upto half an hour after doing so (depending on the level of culinery heat).

usualy results in some sort of aggitation and burning. this is a non advisable activity, and is some what frowned appon by most social circles as a method of arousal. it is therefore only accepted as a result of some sort of carelessness and or poor personal hygeine.
jack: sh-t man get me some bread…
john: what the h-ll for
jack: i need to wrap it round my shaft, i’ve only gone and had a f-cking tobasco w-nk.
john: wtf, your bad, i need that for lunch tommorow t-ss-r!

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