Tobias Funke
1. former chief of psychology at mgh
2. co-founder of dr. fünke’s 100% natural good-time family-band solution
3. understudy for the blue man group
4. author of best-selling book the man inside me
5. world’s first -n-lrapist (-n-lysist-therapist)
6. graft vs host survivor
7. nevernude
8. alleged h-m-s-xual
“me thinks a cupid i shall play”
“if this tableaux i can create, perhaps i can reclaim my mate!”
“i blue myself for hours”
“fire sale”
-dr. tobias funke
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