toby tig
toby tig is a game made popular by the blackwatch regiment of the uk army. the game has the same format as tig where whoever is ‘it’ has to tig someone else to become ‘it’. to do this they must wait until someone is asleep or not paying attention and slap them in the face with their p-n-s (lol) known as a p-ck-r or turkey slap. games of toby tig have been known to go on for longer than a month….
mikey: guys i’m bored what we going to do
spiden: lets play toby tig
nick: what the h-ll spiden i don’t want to take a p-n-s on the chops!
pete: then you can go it
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