toch
the weirder part of something.
on your face the area under your nose and above your neck (a man’s or woman’s goatee region)
on your arm, your toch is your weenis
“don’t touch my glorious toch!”
a combination of tool + choch. it is reserved for the biggest -ssholes in the world.
dude, did you know brian is a toch?
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