toddler dick
a grown man with a ‘d-ck’ the same size as a toddler’s ‘d-ck’. really small. really really small. c-cktail weinerish. a guy suffering from toddler d-ck will usually get real jealous around preschoolers. these men have been with very few women, out of shame. they tend to spend a lot of time with their mother’s, because of their inadequacy in the pants. i’m trying to say, their p-n-s is the same size right now, as an adult, as it was when they were toddlers.
guy) why did they get divorced?
girl) he suffers from toddler d-ck.
guy) toddler d-ck?
girl) you, know toddler ‘d-ck’. same size as a toddlers. their d-ck never grew up, like peter pan.
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