toddler punch


this is a veriation on the baby punch.
while running through the mall you punch a toddler in the face whithout breaking your stride. this should startle the unsuspecting parent. yes you can do a combo, two or more toddlers or babys will be needed for a combo.
‘man this burrito is good, after i finish this i’m going toddler punching’.

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