Toddlerspeak


1. that glorious language somewhere between adult english and babytalk gibberish.

2. the b-st-rdization of the english language by the diminutive, infantile, offspring, of h-m- sapiens.
example: “dude, did you really say you have to ‘poo-poo’… what, is that bra… toddlerspeak for ‘take a dump’?”

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